Chinese wedding night

Chinese Wedding Night

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be
told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her
husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My
darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry
flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -
juss anyting you want. You jus s ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to
sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and
eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I
have hear about from odda gir ls... Numbaa 69.'
;More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a
puzzled tone he asks her.... 'You want...... Garlic Chicken wif snow
peas?'