You might be a redneck fisherman if...

Your wife has earrings make from fishing lures.

You've ever combed your hair with a fish scaler.

You have more rods than garden tools.

You have more fish on your wall than pictures.

You recieved a tube of crickets for your birthday.

You have your picture taken with someone else's fish.

You use your GPS-Fish Finder to find the liquor store.

You use spiderwire and a baitcaster for dental floss.

You use fish scent for cologne before a date.

You fly an umbrella rig behind your 4-wheeler.

You use a "salty lizard" to flavor your beans.

You use a 00 barrel swivel fast-lock snap for a key ring.

You use a dip net to catch your fighting roosters.

You use a casting net to catch your wife.

You buy your wife jig paint for eye-liner.

You use a baitcaster to walk the cat.

That is cool.....Nice post

I'm guilty of most of those.!!! LOL

You might be a redneck fisherman if you use your fishing lisence as a form of Identification.

You might be a redneck fisherman if you:
Consider chewing tobacco a vegtable.
Think a spinnerbait or two gives your Christmas tree a "touch of class."
Use your Stan Sloan blacklight as a party decoration.
Use your trolling motor for a fan
Have ever pitched and or flipped for cats in the bushes around your house.
Have to make sure your hound dog isn't under the boat before you move it out of the weeds.
Wear camo everytime you go... if you are sight fishing or not.
If you have had more done to the motor on your boat than the camaro you pull it to the lake with.
Have ever gotten the trebles on your crankbait tangled in your mullet.
Own more than 3 packs of the realtree soft plastics just because you like the brand name..........
This list could go on and on.

If you customize your deep freezer to separate your wife's breast milk from your frozen skip jack...ha!

How bout if you use your bilge pump to drain the wife's hot tub? (It works!)

Use a fly rod to snake wires through electrical conduit.

Your 3 yr old son's favorite bath toy is a pumpkin/purple 4" tube jig.

You teach your 4 year old son to bite the head off a Hook Some Bass Baby Brush Hound and he is a Redneck since he liked it and did it 3 times while Momma sat there and tried to talk him out of doing it the last 2 times. But in his words, with a little of my encouragement, "I want to be like Daddy not a big non-Hook Some Bass Biter like Uncle Cliff"