Gun Shot Survivor

This is strictly a joke and nothing but a "JOKE".....

How's this for a gunshot survivor...
>
> Linda Burnett , 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws

> and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries.
> Several
> people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and
> with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
>
> One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned
> and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now
> open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and
> Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had
> been holding her brains in for over an hour.
> The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
> doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

> When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
> dough on the back of her head.
> A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud

> noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the

> back of her head.
> When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
> thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
> recovered.
>
> Linda is a blonde a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that
> could be irrelevant to the case.

Heck I like the "joke" but it's off a little.....you said brains how can a Democrat be worried about that coming out? That ship sailed years ago...She was holding the air in.

That wasn't very nice Msg. Just where do you get off insulting a can of biscuits like that?

sticks and stones and you know the rest but Boys be aware things could be
CHANGING real soon....rather you like it or not. ah ain't it good to be an American with the right to be wrong or right. You know we all have our opinions and in reality nothing we think or how we vote will make one damned difference. But it beats the hell out of all other places on the planet.... and sarge quit making fun of my wife

MsgMills Wrote the following but I decided to change the wording to make it funny! It lacked humor the way he originally copied it from some GOP web site. At first it was a stupid joke but I made a few changes to make it much better. Hope you Dems like it now. I could care less if the McCain Supporters don't like it this way.

But remember it's only a joke.. Ha ha.
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How's this for a gunshot survivor...

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and
with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned
and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now
open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was OK, and
Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had
been holding her brains in for over an hour.

Looks around and sees **** Cheney running off, laughing and holding a shotgun in his hands.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud
noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a Blondie Republican (like those used on Fox Noise TV), and an McCain supporter, but that could be irrelevant to the case.

He he that was good Moose!

Glad to see everyone can have a little fun, no matter what cause we believe in.....

Well guys I enjoy a good laugh too.

It's all in good fun.

[QUOTE=MsgMills;329434]Glad to see everyone can have a little fun, no matter what cause we believe in.....[/QUOTE]