Free Kittens...?...LOL

Fella's I just had to post this new joke I got over the weekend.......Of course it could be reworded either way but I like how it is originally worded......lol

Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give
away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS"
next to them.

Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a
motorcycle in front.

The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car.

"Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked.

"Kittens" Little Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not
even open yet."

"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.

"Democrats" says Little Suzy.

The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away.

Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign
manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the
media! ! ther e and tell everyone about these great kittens.

The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box
of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of
black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS
and CNN.

Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. Obama got out of his
limo and walked up to Little Suzy.

"Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all
these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away
today."

"Yes sir," Suzy said, "The are all REPUBLICAN kittens."

Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, "But yesterday, you told me that
they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."

LOL! I love it!!

Now that's a good one.

Clyde, you very bad man. LOL

This is an insult to kittens. I'm reporting you to PETA.

[QUOTE=RoadToad;334808]This is an insult to kittens. I'm reporting you to PETA.[/QUOTE]

I knew it, I just knew I'd get reported to someone...lol

Tyme has not hit the alert button because no name calling has happened....................Yet!!

Lets not get crazy with the alert button. A simple name calling like Nobama or Mcflipflop is only in fun and to make a political jab. Now names that hurt like racial, or names filled with asterisks and pound signs are a violation of the rules. JMHO
Heck look at the main page there are several with symbols and abbreviations that directly violate the rules. It's not perfect but so far I know when someone has gone too far.....I know when I have done it!