Jokes from local paper

BLONDES WITH HAMMERS

Two blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, Who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Donna figuring this was worth looikng into asked,"why are you throwing those nails away?" Carol explained,"When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end, and I throw them away." Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house.

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