Kids Fishing

Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the secret service men could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water.

He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland"

Barak said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my Senator's airplane."

The second kid said,"I want a new pair of Air Jordens."

Barak said, "I'l get them for you and have Micheal Jordan sign them."

The 3rd kid said,"I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in tv and a stereo headset."

Barak was a little perplexed by this and said," But you don't look like you're handicapped."

The kid said," I will be when my dad finds out I saved your a$$ from drowning."