Underwear Dust

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast.' Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this," he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker. "It's not Talcum Powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!

Now that is a good one, maybe I should let my wife read this one....nah....she loves me for the man I am.....Most of the time that is....lol

Ouch! hey I resemble that remark....I knew there was a reason I don't let me wife read this board LOL!

I tried it! It doesn't work. Don't fall for it!