What is a conservative?

Dandy fine e-mail if I say so myself......I thought I'd share it with my republican brothern on this board....enjoy it I did! GO TEAM OBAMA!!....

NUMBER 3 IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE.........Ya'll have a great day...I am....


# "A CONSERVATIVE is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run." --Elbert Hubbard


# "A CONSERVATIVE is one who admires RADICALS a century after they're dead." --Leo C. Rosten


# "CONSERVATIVES say government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it." --P.J. O'Rourke


# "All CONSERVATISM is based upon the idea that if you leave things alone you leave them as they are. But you do not. If you leave a thing alone, you leave it to a torrent of change." --G.K. Chesterton


# "CONSERVATIVE: a statesman who is enamoured of existing evils, as distinguished from the LIBERAL, who wishes to replace them with others." --Ambrose Bierce


# "Reform is affirmative, CONSERVATISM negative; CONSERVATISM goes for comfort, reform for truth." --Ralph Waldo Emerson


# "The CONSERVATIVE is a businessman's candidate, hovering around the status quo like a sick kitten around a hot brick." --William A. White


# "A CONSERVATIVE is one who believes that nothing should be done for the first time." --Alfred E. Wiggam


# "CONSERVATIVES are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are CONSERVATIVES." --John Stuart Mill


# "We CONSERVATIVES do not believe it necessary, and even if it were, we should oppose it." --Quentin Hogg


# "A CONSERVATIVE is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt." --Woodrow Wilson


# "Suppose you were a heartless bast$$d, and suppose you were a CONSERVATIVE, but, .....I repeat myself." --Mark Twain


# "A CONSERVATIVE is a man who will not look at the new moon out of respect for that ancient institution, the old one." --Douglas Jerrold


# "A shiver ran through the CONSERVATIVES, frantically looking for a spine to run up." --Oliver Brown

Well about time you laughed a little. Thanks for the jokes! :)

Here are a few more to add to your collection: Enjoy!

Democrats, like diapers, need to be changed, often for the same reason.

What's the difference between a Democrat politician and a leach? A leach quits sucking your blood after you die.

A Democrat found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter." So the genie made him a Republican.

Your Wallet: The one place Democrats are willing to drill."

You should have voted Pistol-Packin' Mama 08;
Now you're stuck with a "No Pistol, No Packin" Papa 08.

A Democrat is a person who looks at the moon and swears he's an Astronaut.

I like #5. And here's another good one, from Wendy Kaminer:
"A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested. A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged."

Be safe Jim...see you in a few.....

I can't recall ever seeing a sick kitten hover around a hot brick - I'm going to have to pay more attention?