Bush Dodging the Nike Air Jihads

So what about Bush dodging that crazy ass Iraqi's shoes? One minute, Bush is giving a speech...the next he's dodging Akmed's Reeboks. What the???? That's about the weirdest thing I've ever seen happen to the Pres on camera.

I was impressed by his ninja-like instincts as he juked left, juked right...one thing about using shoes as a weapon - Better make the first two shots count, unless you're an octopus or a cobbler, because you've only got two.

I like how Secret Service rushed over to Bush and he was kind of grinning...looks at the agent and says "I'm alright" and motions him off...never leaves the podium. He's no coward or panzy, gotta give that to him. You could tell that he was not going to be "rushed off to the back room" because of some flying boots.

I would have reached down, slipped off my Presidential Florshiems, and proceeded to pop Akmed upside the temple with the heel...

I bet Akmed got the shoes put to him in the back room for that stunt.... I agree as well that Mr. Bush is no coward, he's the man who stood up to the Terrorist and we haven't been attacked since 9/11.....

[QUOTE=MsgMills;347951]I bet Akmed got the shoes put to him in the back room for that stunt.... I agree as well that Mr. Bush is no coward, he's the man who stood up to the Terrorist and we haven't been attacked since 9/11.....[/QUOTE]

Well said Mills!!!!

Maybe Jeff Dunham has some new material now.:)
He prolly had to go to the medicine man proctologist to get his shoes removed from his nether regions after that stunt.

Those shoes came fast and fairly accurate. That dude would have been beat to no end if one of those shoes would have hit Bush. A reporter? What is going on?

[QUOTE=DJD;347959]Maybe Jeff Dunham has some new material now.:)
He prolly had to go to the medicine man proctologist to get his shoes removed from his nether regions after that stunt.

Those shoes came fast and fairly accurate. That dude would have been beat to no end if one of those shoes would have hit Bush. A reporter? What is going on?[/QUOTE]

Don, Jeff Dunham is hillarious. My wife and I love his act and seen him live at the Street Rod show in Louisville at Freedom Hall two years ago. The guy had us in tears. That was before Akkkmed the dead terrorist. Walter is my favorite, but Peanut is good to.

[quote=mhall;347961]Don, Jeff Dunham is hillarious. My wife and I love his act and seen him live at the Street Rod show in Louisville at Freedom Hall two years ago. The guy had us in tears. That was before Akkkmed the dead terrorist. Walter is my favorite, but Peanut is good to.[/quote]

Man we watched him around Thanksgiving for a Holiday Special and we were all in tears. He is coming to Lex but I can't see paying those prices. We decided that watching him from the comfort of our home is best.:)

[QUOTE=DJD;347965]Man we watched him around Thanksgiving for a Holiday Special and we were all in tears. He is coming to Lex but I can't see paying those prices. We decided that watching him from the comfort of our home is best.:)[/QUOTE]

Yea I priced his shows to it is expensive. We saw him for free as it was part of the Street Rod National ticket, which was cheap. We went into see the show because it was so hot outside that our shoes were melting to the pavement and laughed our heads off, a pleasant surprise.

SILENCE. I kill you.

[quote=Tyme2fish;347969]SILENCE. I kill you.[/quote]

Infidel!:p LOL, that dude is amazing.....Sorry Splitshot didn't mean to hijack your thread.:)

[QUOTE=MsgMills;347951]I bet Akmed got the shoes put to him in the back room for that stunt.... I agree as well that Mr. Bush is no coward, he's the man who stood up to the Terrorist and we haven't been attacked since 9/11.....[/QUOTE]

I believe that act spoke for more people than just the person who threw the shoes. For a second there I thought they may have contained explosives.

[quote=DJD;347971]Infidel!:p LOL, that dude is amazing.....Sorry Splitshot didn't mean to hijack your thread.:)[/quote]

No worries...Jeff Dunham is a riot...never thought about that, but I'll bet this does give him some good material.

[QUOTE=MrSplitshot;347943]So what about Bush dodging that crazy ass Iraqi's shoes? One minute, Bush is giving a speech...the next he's dodging Akmed's Reeboks. What the???? That's about the weirdest thing I've ever seen happen to the Pres on camera.

I was impressed by his ninja-like instincts as he juked left, juked right...one thing about using shoes as a weapon - Better make the first two shots count, unless you're an octopus or a cobbler, because you've only got two.

I like how Secret Service rushed over to Bush and he was kind of grinning...looks at the agent and says "I'm alright" and motions him off...never leaves the podium. He's no coward or panzy, gotta give that to him. You could tell that he was not going to be "rushed off to the back room" because of some flying boots.

I would have reached down, slipped off my Presidential Florshiems, and proceeded to pop Akmed upside the temple with the heel...[/QUOTE]

Juke nothin.........he should have pulled out a .357 smith and wesson and blew that SOB raghead away.......AND then told him to NOT bring a couple shoes to a FREAKIN gunfight.

That's what being a COWBOY is all about :).

Later,

Geo