FBI Job

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The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews
And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
The men to a large metal door and handed
Him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your
Instructions no matter what the circumstances..

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting
In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could
Never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
For this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was
Quiet for a bout 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,
But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't
Have what it takes.. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
After another. They heard screaming, crashing,
Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to
Beat him to death with the chair..'

MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them

**** that was GREAT..........

And then there is that "week" of the month they are crazier than normal. During this week they can literally kill us and get away with it LEGALLY.

Now that woman wanted that job bad.........He he he ....lol:D

I think I married her. :D

BB1

That's why they call it PMS, the term, Mad Cow Disease was already taken:eek:

With the amount of folks losing thier jobs now a days there's no wonder she used the chair.

bP

[QUOTE=elnutsmalljaws;360397]And then there is that "week" of the month they are crazier than normal. During this week they can literally kill us and get away with it LEGALLY.[/QUOTE]

A man would be scared of dying if he hemorrhaged for a week. I guess he could go a little nuts thinking someone would set a little string on fire while he was asleep. he,he,he,he! I actually heard a doctor say those little "things" are good to stop nosebleed. You may want to pick up a box for yourself just in case your wife goes a little crazy and punches you in the nose. I guess you'll have to grow a mustache to hide the string. lol

I can't believe I just wrote that; have been working too hard for the past couple of weeks.

[quote=bassin_bug;361217]A man would be scared of dying if he hemorrhaged for a week. I guess he could go a little nuts thinking someone would set a little string on fire while he was asleep. he,he,he,he! I actually heard a doctor say those little "things" are good to stop nosebleed. You may want to pick up a box for yourself just in case your wife goes a little crazy and punches you in the nose. I guess you'll have to grow a mustache to hide the string. lol

I can't believe I just wrote that; have been working too hard for the past couple of weeks.[/quote]

During my one and only White Water Rafting trip a man had his nose broken by a helmet from the person in front of him. Guess what he used to stop the bleeding? Yep and he had all kinds of nicknames after that.:p