okay so a bobcat walks into a bar....

in Arizona and injures three people before being killed.

[url]http://www.azfamily.com/news/homepagetopstory/stories/Cottonwood-animal-news-032509-bobcat-in-bar.6fc2b82c.html[/url]

Can you imagine? Your in there feeling good got the buzz going and then have to snap into reality with a bobcat trying to bite and scratch the crap out of you. Looks like the one guy with the scratches was lucky with that scratch under his eye. An inch or so up and he might have lost the eye.

I remember reading something a few yrs. ago from WVA, I think. This guy was turkey hunting, sitting under a tree as usual. A cat pounced on his head, and slapped him around a few times, then took off.
The write-up didn't specify whether or not he crapped his pants. I expect I probably would, especially if it was right after I got to the spot, and still dark.