Saint Pelosi

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> Nancy Pelosi is now a Saint....CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS ?
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> On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., House Speak er Nancy
Pelosi's aide visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral.
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> He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next
day's sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to
the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
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> The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and
there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of
Pelosi's views." Pelosi's aide then said, "Look. I'll
write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if
you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."
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> The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the
money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon." As
Pelosi's aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday sermon
and seated herself prominently at the edge of the main aisle.
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> And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed out that House
Speaker Pelosi was present.
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> Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation -- "While
Speaker Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, she is not my
favorite person. Some of her views are contrary to those of the church, and she
tends to flip-flop on many other views. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed
hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a
cheat, and a thief.
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> Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally
witnessed.
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> She married for money and is using it to lie to the American people. She
also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in
Washington, and in California. She simply is not to be trusted."
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> The Cardinal completed his view of Pelosi with, "But, when compared
to Senators Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, and John Kerry, House Speaker Pelosi is a
saint.
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Saint Bernard

That was a good one Bull.

[QUOTE=DJD;361760]Saint Bernard[/QUOTE]

LOL!!!