Only because she threatened me...

My wife turns the BIG 40 today and only because I was threatened with mental and physical harm plus the destruction of all of my tackle (small bait and tackle shop worth and the sinking of my boat), I went in this morning and decorated her office, put signs up all over her building, and now will post it here. I also told our 5 year old that when Man first carved the first wheel out of stone, his momma was there to photograph the event. He is 5 and of course has no clue as to what I am talking about but I got a smack on the arm. I figure the Divorce papers will be here around 2pm and then I can have more time to fish. Sometimes the end result is worth the pain and suffering one must endure.

That's funny, Elwood. You are treading on slippery ground for sure. I am still alive and will give you a call soon. Finally got out to fish Herrington yesterday. Caught a few 8 to 10 inch white males, but the last rain and cold temps put a hold on the bite and with this rain, it may be a week before things settle back down.

Woody...I would sleep with one eye open and the lights on tonight if I were you. Tell your better half Happy Birthday from Becky and I.

Yea, but did you tell her once you hit 40, you start counting backwards...........I'm only 37..............You, I think 38............

Dave Stewart.........hm, let me think on that one...............Need to be careful here, because I'm sure he could take me..........

I think he's an even 20.........just in his prime :) :) :) .

Later,

Geo

Thanks for the warning. I'm getting married in October, and I now know what I have to look forward to.:rolleyes:

funny. Even if she's 80, she's proven to be an angel. It's rare to find a woman that has your back through the tough times.

You have Jesus, your wife and Cliff. Pretty lucky dude.

[QUOTE=elnutsmalljaws;363612]My wife turns the BIG 40 today and only because I was threatened with mental and physical harm plus the destruction of all of my tackle (small bait and tackle shop worth and the sinking of my boat), I went in this morning and decorated her office, put signs up all over her building, and now will post it here. I also told our 5 year old that when Man first carved the first wheel out of stone, his momma was there to photograph the event. He is 5 and of course has no clue as to what I am talking about but I got a smack on the arm. I figure the Divorce papers will be here around 2pm and then I can have more time to fish. Sometimes the end result is worth the pain and suffering one must endure.[/QUOTE]
LOL Wish the better half a happy birthday for me as well elwood. hope you got her something nice for putting up with you all these years lol. I guess when i show up at kentucky lake next week and see you with two black eyes i will know what happened.

[quote=elnutsmalljaws;363612]My wife turns the BIG 40 today and only because I was threatened with mental and physical harm plus the destruction of all of my tackle (small bait and tackle shop worth and the sinking of my boat), I went in this morning and decorated her office, put signs up all over her building, and now will post it here. I also told our 5 year old that when Man first carved the first wheel out of stone, his momma was there to photograph the event. He is 5 and of course has no clue as to what I am talking about but I got a smack on the arm. I figure the Divorce papers will be here around 2pm and then I can have more time to fish. Sometimes the end result is worth the pain and suffering one must endure.[/quote]


Hey man you two enjoy them 40s because before you know it you will be in your sixties--Today and back then i just went went fishing now i think twice about going---H.B. to the Mrs.elnut :)

Don't feel too bad guy.

Last year on her birthday I passed on these words of kindness to my wife:
a. Your not 49 Honey......you are 25 years old with 24 years experience.
b. Things grow "fine" with time like "fine wine". Of course, anything containing milk tends to sour.
c. Hey, be grateful your [B][I]age[/I][/B] is 49, and not your [B][U]waist[/U][/B].......[B][I]yet.[/I][/B]
d. As we get older and our eyesight continues to fade, you still look just as good to me as the day I met you. Remember.....your were white washing a picket fence in your bib overalls. Hey.....you look [B][I][U]at least [/U][/I][/B]that good now.

Took me almost a week to find my trolling motor.......never did find my boat anchor.

Next year, I'm going fishing the night before, and arranging to have flowers delivered while I'm gone. Figure the flowers are cheaper than a new and good boat anchor.

It's probably too late but heres some advice
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK2OakMoW_c&feature=PlayList&p=2E80F7932491BF16&index=0&playnext=1[/url]