Demands from Pitino's extortionist!

Here are the demands made by Ms. Sypher during her extortion of Pitino. Remember you heard it hear here first and I have this from unnamed sources from Bleacher Report and everyone's favorite new "Journalist!"

1. Demanded Pitino refer to her as "The Buford" and provide a lifetime supply of Rally's seasoned fries for her and her family.

2. Demanded that Pitino admit that success isn't always a choice (from her own personal experience).

3. Demanded that Pitino explain to her, once again, why he didn't guard the inbounds pass against Duke back in '92.

4. Demanded to know why Pitino lets Laettner follow him around all of the time but won't let her near him.

5. Demanded Pitino arrange for her to play guitar with Bobby Knight and Digger Phelps whilst both were in their underwear (for future business purposes).

6. Demanded apology for uk's denim shorts in the mid 90s.

7. Demanded that Pitino consult her before substituting Jared Swopshire into any game.

8. Demanded to know what a "zone defense with man principles" was.

9. Demanded to be named "team captain" of the Ladybirds for the 2009-10 season.

10. Demanded that Rick call one of his future racehorses "crazywomanfromhell".

That a good top 10 for sure......This will be an interesting story to follow as time goes by...lol

Now that's funny, lol, really funny!!!!!