Simply Home Remedies

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:


Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to
hold them while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
sink..

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few
minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be
afraid to cough, solving the problem.

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape.. If it doesn't move
and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and it does, use the duct
tape.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

[QUOTE=bull_bluegill;366047]AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:


Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to
hold them while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
sink..

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few
minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be
afraid to cough, solving the problem.

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape.. If it doesn't move
and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and it does, use the duct
tape.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.[/QUOTE]

That's funny right there! The bad cough and laxatives put an ugly picture in my head.:)