Golfing with your wife can be hazardous to your health

> A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion,
> multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped
> tightly around his throat.
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> Naturally the doctor asked him, "What happened to
> you?"
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> "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my
> wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls
> into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I
> was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something
> white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and
> sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's
> monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's
> butt.
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> Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
> 'Hey, this looks like yours.' I don't remember
> much after that..."
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LOL! HaHaHa..... I love it!

That was too funny. Just another reason why I don't play golf.

That was a good one for sure, lol.

That's hilarious! I was expecting the punch line to be something about "playing it where it lies."