An older gentleman was
on the operating table
awaiting surgery
and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon,
perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia,
he asked to speak to his son.
'Yes, Dad, what is it? '
'Don't be nervous, son; do your best
and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me,
your mother is going to come and
live with you and your wife.'
