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The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope said, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can
make every person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a
momentary display but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever
speak of this day and rejoice."
Pelosi seriously doubts this, and says, "One little wave of your hand, and
everyone in the crowd will go crazy with joy? Show me", she said.
So the Pope slapped her.
Good one Tim.
LOL yep I liked it!
[QUOTE=Tim_T;381381]The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope said, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can
make every person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a
momentary display but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever
speak of this day and rejoice."
Pelosi seriously doubts this, and says, "One little wave of your hand, and
everyone in the crowd will go crazy with joy? Show me", she said.
So the Pope slapped her.[/QUOTE]
Tim; Little Johnny approached his father and asked, "Daddy, where do people come from?" His father responded by telling the story of Adam and Eve, hoping this would quell the boy's intrest of the subject. Johnny directed the same question to his mother who told him that people evolved from monkeys that used to live in the trees. When Johnny came back to his father to point out the difference of the two answers and ask for an explaination, his father said..."It's simple son, that's your mother's side of the family."