Ice fishing (humor)

A blonde that really loved the outdoors - especially fishing. She lived up in the Great Lakes area - and she really wanted to learn how to Ice fish. So she went out and bought all of the gear - clothes - rods, reels - big augur to cut throught he ice, the whole kit.

She goes out an finds herself a nice spot om the ice - sets up, bores herself a hole in the ice and starts fishing. All of a sudden there's this booming voice from above - "Lady- there are no fish under the ice". Taking this as a sign she packs up her gear - moves to another spot on the ice and starts over. She drills her hole - sets up and starts fishing.

Again with the voice from above "Lady, there are no fish under the Ice." Stumped, but pleased that the Almighty is helping her find fish - she packs up and moves to a 3rd spot and starts to drill her hole.

"Lady, This is the ice rink manager. There are no fish under the ice."

LOL that's a good one. I had a similar expirence to that, except the lifeguard told me to get out of the pool area! :) J/K