Walk naked in america day

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a
sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He
must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time,
all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked
to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for
one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic
men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see
nude women other than their wives and to show support for all American
women. Since Islam also doe s not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American
government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds
your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at
least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and
are in the position of posing as a national threat

Gonna take a keg here... If you saw the gals in this neighborhood that would be walking around naked you would understand why. Good gracious this is gonna hurt.

Sounds like a good reason to buy a six pack anyway.

[QUOTE=bassiusmaximus;384761]Gonna take a keg here... If you saw the gals in this neighborhood that would be walking around naked you would understand why. Good gracious this is gonna hurt.[/QUOTE]

Are you saying those women have bonus butts; 98% more free? Just think how many tattoos and piercings you will get to see.........in strange places. Enjoy!

there are some things a man just dosent need to see and some of my neighbors fall in that catagory if naked/ lol ill need 2 5ths of jager to survive.

Well,I guess the theme is fitting anyway.Here in Pendleton county they're having the Kentucky "Wool" festival this weekend next to Kincaid Lake.

[url]http://www.kywoolfest.org/[/url]

Dont forget while sipping your beer, tie you a big ol fat pig to your chair, decorated with a turban, and beard!