Why fish don't drink

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Seems like when I drink, people get all excited. Or maybe they just seem excited to me.

Humans have to drink to survive. So what's with all the blue lights?

Animals drink too. When a squirrel drinks too much, does a Raccoon with flashing lights chase him off the tree?

If a fish runs "out of water", they die like humans.

Humans that drink fall down. Do fish who drink float? That has to be the case. The bottom feeders otherwise would have no where to go after their drinking.

Humans drive to get around. They get DUI's.

When fish drink and swim, do they get "SUI's"?
If a fish goes to be arraigned for an alleged "SUI", does he have to spend the night in a fish bowl?

Give me a call if you can help me figure this out. Cell number is
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................."6".

haha Bob you always kill me with your funny sense of humour.:D

tried to call you with the answer but your secratery answered and said you was locked up for a dui on a boat looking for drunk fish.

oh deep thoughts so if the plural to goose is geese is the plural to moose meese ?????????????:D

Bob, you have entirely too much time on your hands. How's the pontoon boat running?

[QUOTE=stratosjoe;387151]Bob, you have entirely too much time on your hands. How's the pontoon boat running?[/QUOTE]

Seems like it's real slow lately. I think that's because the trailer is still attached to it. I'm thinking if I get that trailer off, then it will pick up some speed. Gas mileage has been great though. Haven't spent a penny on gas in the last couple weeks.

Was fishing for cats last week. Got a couple bites but no hookups. I'm gonna have to try something new cause they are eating the Purina Cat-chow without getting to the hook.

I did learn though, when fishing from the boat in the back yard, planer boards are real hard to get deployed. I ended up going with bobbers to get a good spread.

Zora Spooks don't work well in grass, but jigs with curley tails draw cat strikes.

Spent half of yesterday chumming for squirrels with sunflower seeds. Gotta use ultralight rigs for them. I find 10 sunflower seeds wrapped in a small patch of cloth, then hung on a #2 Gamakatsu gets the most hookups. I think I might switch to braided line cause I'm getting a lot of break-offs in the trees.

Last night's all-nighter was productive. Landed 3 possums, and had a couple near Raccoon hookups. They all hit on Spam. Had to quit early cause the motor kept overheating and not pulling well everytime I tried to move to a new fishing spot. The trailer might have something to do with that.

Till later.

[QUOTE=jamesdenson;386980]tried to call you with the answer but your secratery answered and said you was locked up for a dui on a boat looking for drunk fish.[/QUOTE]

She was supposed to give you my cell number..........6.

[QUOTE=jamesdenson;386980]tried to call you with the answer but your secratery answered and said you was locked up for a dui on a boat looking for drunk fish.[/QUOTE]

That wasn't my secreatary. It was my bartender. Well, that's what I tell my wife anyway.

Bob I think that your room is now ready in Hopkinsville! LOL

[QUOTE=greenriverman1;387335]Bob I think that your room is now ready in Hopkinsville! LOL[/QUOTE]

Do they have room service?

Bob, you are really one funny guy you need to take it on the road, Then you could afford gas for the pontoon boat keep ua in the loop on any further hop up ideas on the toon...Joe G