tiger jokes

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said " I don't know exactly but put me down for a 5."

What's the difference between an Escalade and a golf ball? Tiger can’t drive an Escalade 300 yards

Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are said to be named “Elin Woods...clubs you can beat Tiger with”.

Word that Elin Woods was using a “Rescue Club” now has been proved to be untrue as it now appears she was actually trying to knock the s**t out of a Driver.

The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, " Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger”

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name? Cheetah

Cheetah? ROFLMAO!!!

[QUOTE=DJD;391693]Cheetah? ROFLMAO!!![/QUOTE]

That is a goot one, lol.

What do Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common? They both have been clubbed by a Norweigan.