Does this sound like she is cheating?

So lately my wife has been working a lot of late shifts and the past couple of months she's been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind as it saves gas and in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems like they've become a little bit more than friends. You know....the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and talking about him all the time...then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable silence.

If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for about 20 minutes.

I asked her once what they were doing and she said, "Just talking". Whatever!

So, last night I decided to see what's really going on out there. So, I leave the garage door open and turn all the lights off. I go out in the garage and wait. In a few minutes his car pulls into my driveway and as I'm hiding behind some of my hunting stuff the headlights shine through my garage and I see something that I just can't believe.

The string, on my bow is fraying! Not real bad, but enough. How long should I let it go before I replace it?

LOL! Seriously though.....I'd wouldn't put up with kind of neglect. Think of all the good times you guys have had together just you and her. Long walks in the woods and quiet time one on one. How many nights have you laid in bed thinking of her? Waiting to feel her touch?

I'd replace it before it slaps you in the face....hehe:p

No, your wife is just night hunting. You should give her a nice bow for Christmas and she will invite you to come along next time.

An oldie but a goodie, lol.

Got me.

Dangit boy.

Yeah , that got me too , I was for sure you were headed to court in the next couple of months...

Gals and Guys, that was me being silly, I can't even take credit for it, I got it from a friend. That being said, I am not sure if my wife is cheating or not, but I can promise you that I put a new bow string on my longbow in October and I check it every day!

No woman can cheat on a man who took three deer with a long bow this year!
P.S Ill be finishing up your monument tonight and unveiled at your parade saturday in downtown shepherdsville where Ted Nugent will kiss your feet for ten full minutes.Enjoy hero................

Consider yourself stroked,if anyone else needs some praise feel free to send me a private message explaining your greatness.

[QUOTE=fisheater;393452]No woman can cheat on a man who took three deer with a long bow this year!
P.S Ill be finishing up your monument tonight and unveiled at your parade saturday in downtown shepherdsville where Ted Nugent will kiss your feet for ten full minutes.Enjoy hero................[/QUOTE]

DUDE you ain't right...but uncle Ted? Really? He doesn't have to kiss my feet, just tell him to bring Shermaine! Also, I would like a key to the city!!!

LOL,ill give you a key to Dougs house.I guess i need to take some ego stroking lessons since i cant do it good enough...........






Feel free to now stroke my ego and tell me how good of a ego stroker i really am.

Didn't somebody else post this joke a few months ago? :confused: Still funny though, classic. :D

-Rich