You might be a member of the Taliban if...

1. You grow heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3.. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

haha these are good Tim:D I can almost see Jeff Foxworthy doing his standup with these as he does "You might be a redneck if ...". Funny stuff.

BAHAWA, To funny, I love the last one.

The last one is good but the second to last.....well whats wrong with that?:p JK ladies....