Solution to Universal Health Care

While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the solution. I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to $uck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of.

We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let's take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.

So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 3 bullets. You are allowed to shoot one senator and two representatives. Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need! New teeth, great! Need glasses, no problem! New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well bring it on. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.

Do I have to learn ebonics or spanish?

If you learn ebonics some ignorant person will call you racist. There are 2 men on this board who crap their pants if they think they've found something they can interpret as racist. They don't seem to know that blacks, whites, and others speak ebonics, which was approved according to a law passed on behalf of the educational systems; it wasn't assigned to people of a specific skin color. I guess you can call both Maya Angelow and me racists; she is black and speaks perfect English; I am white and speak Spanish. I am not called racist until I speak ebonics which was once called ghetto language.

Learn both ebonics and Spanish so you can cuss the muva who calls you racist in Spanish.

I don't think it would be wise to speak either in prison because you might piss off the people that run the prison system. "The Aryan Brtherhood". Racists come in all colors too!

I already learned that language....just trying to learn the others. Word.:)

[QUOTE=Tom523;401576]I don't think it would be wise to speak either in prison because you might piss off the people that run the prison system. "The Aryan Brtherhood". Racists come in all colors too![/QUOTE]

Those are some serious hating dudes to. They kill for fun and actually enjoy it..........