How hot is it? It's so hot that.....

.....sooooo hot around here the fish were bitin' just to get in the cooler!!!

It's so hot here that the hens are laying boiled eggs.

Its so hot the devil closed the gates to hell to keep people from coming it to cool off!!

Grumpy

Its so hot that Obamy's lips are turning blue....makes no sense but it's hot and they are blue so I just put it together??? I'm just saying.:p

[QUOTE=DJD;423692]Its so hot that Obamy's lips are turning blue....makes no sense but it's hot and they are blue so I just put it together??? I'm just saying.:p[/QUOTE]

LMAO

It is so HOT that:

the Sun is looking for some shade.

I went to my Dad's farm yesterday and saw 2 squirrels fanning their nuts.

I helped my Dad in his garden yesterday and was digging up baked potatoes.

the trees were whistling for the dog's to come and give them some "water".

the dogs were chasing the cats and both of them were walking.

I saw Dennis Rodman outside without a bra on.

the cows were giving up evaporated milk.

Campbells Soup changed the directions on the can to read, "Open, Pour, Eat"