No wonder people are depressed (humor)

[FONT=PrimaSans BT,Verdana,sans-serif]Why I'm Depressed....

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your a$$es and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your a$$es, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, the feds have stolen your shovel, taxed your a$$es, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
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