Happy Anniversary! (humor)

Wife comes downstairs and sees her husband crying.

W: What's wrong?

H: I just realized that it's our 25th wedding anniversary.
W: Yeah, but it's not like you to get emotional. I'm touched.

H: Do you remember when your daddy caught us making out behind the barn that night 25 years ago?
W: Yeah. I remember that.

H: Do you remember how he went back to the house and got his shotgun?
W: Yeah. I remember that.

H: Do you remember how he marched us down to the courthouse the next morning and told me that if I didn't marry you, he'd have me put in jail for 25 years for statutory rape?
W: Yeah. I remember that. Where are you going with this?

H: Well, I would have gotten out today