Don't seem fair

I had to pass on this quote from Peter Schmuck, a Baltimore sports writer, concerning the indictment of Roger Clemens.

[B][I]"Isn't it great to live in a society where the penalty for lying to a congressman can be up to 30 years in jail, but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is another two years in office.[/I][/B]

I pity the poor schmuck, having a name like that. But I guess maybe he's not really a schmuck, or he'd change his name, so as to better fool people.