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I know we've talked a lot about the new body scanning and pat-downs....so thought you would want to see a new video message from the TSA regarding airline security screenings...
[URL]http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/message-from-tsa/1261478/[/URL]
LOL! Not a tater sack check!:eek:
This TSA stuff is getting me all tingly. Next time I fly, I'm not wearing any underwear, I'm gonna wear a pair of socks I've worn for 3 days mowing lawns, a T-shirt with a "Village People" logo on it, and for grins, I'm stopping at Krogers before I get to the airport and buying a length of summer sausage to carrry in my jeans pocket when I get to the scanner.
Come on, think how boring the TSA job must be? As a dedicated citizen, I feel its my duty to entertain those poor TSA folks performing their mundane tasks.
Funny thing, there was a time in my life that I used to buy chicks drinks all night just trying to get the same treatment. Now.....it's free....an added bonus you get for the price of the ticket. :cool:
Pretty soon, in that little clear glass box while you're waiting in line that shows you all the things you can't take on the plane with you....there will be a big summer sausage.
LMAO
[QUOTE=MrSplitshot;433534]Pretty soon, in that little clear glass box while you're waiting in line that shows you all the things you can't take on the plane with you....there will be a big summer sausage.
LMAO[/QUOTE]
LMAO then we will know that Bob was recently traveling! :D
And what if Vienna Sausages show up in that clear box? :eek:
[QUOTE=HURRICANEBOB;433924]And what if Vienna Sausages show up in that clear box? :eek:[/QUOTE]
You would have to change your name to "TROPICALDEPRESSIONBOB"?:p because your not quite developed.
[QUOTE=DJD;433931]You would have to change your name to "TROPICALDEPRESSIONBOB"?:p because your not quite developed.[/QUOTE]
"TPD" sounds like a new disease. LMAO. IIIIIIIIIIIIIII....like it!