Flying Blue Jeans

Whaaaaaat was dat? Bleary eyed, early in the morning, no coffee yet, log on, and all off a sudden somebody's blue jean butt pocket streaks in and asks me to take a survey. At this point in the day, I can't even see clear enough to find some of the keys on the QWERTY. And why do I have to take orders form a butt pocket? I might be more cooperative with a hat, or even spend some time chatting with a handerchief. I'd talk to a coffee cup, but I'm [B][I][U]not going to get caught [/U][/I][/B]blogging with a butt pocket.
I mean, there's just somethings a man should not have to respond to, and butt pockets are one of them. Of course things could have been worse. I could have been requested to respond to a zipper. I think that would have caused the gloves to drop!

LOL!! :)

What if it was a zipper on a skirt?

You "kilt" me

[QUOTE=ckline2006;439071]What if it was a zipper on a skirt?[/QUOTE]

Well in the words of Austin Powers.... I can clearly see your nuts!