Advice

Typing this from balckry. Dark out. Cold..........how du yu get a tongue luze from a bow cleat?

I would think a shot or three of Makers should do it. If not, reapply. Continue until tongue is loose or you are too drunk to care.

Andrew

Amputation

bite down real hard.

If you can get your hands on a screwdriver, I would loosen the cleat from the boat.

Then you will start a new trend/fad. Tongue piercing with a boat cleat. I think it will catch on really fast.

[QUOTE=HURRICANEBOB;440847]Typing this from balckry. Dark out. Cold..........how du yu get a tongue luze from a bow cleat?[/QUOTE]

Obviously you need motivation – throw yourself over the side – pain or cold water should give it to you!

[QUOTE=elnutsmalljaws;440874]Amputation[/QUOTE]

Can I get a prosthesis?

[QUOTE=ElectricSLT;440904]Obviously you need motivation – throw yourself over the side – pain or cold water should give it to you![/QUOTE]

My feet won't reach the water so I won't have anything to walk on......daaaaah!:)

[QUOTE=apb;440854]I would think a shot or three of Makers should do it. If not, reapply. Continue until tongue is loose or you are too drunk to care.

Andrew[/QUOTE]

Based on your Avitar, advice from an expert. Wilco! Wife has already started the IV.