Benefits of a High Ohio River

1. You can ramp in at West Point from the Fort Knox PX parking lot.
2. You can drive your boat right up to the roulette tables at the casino
3. At Captains Quarters, you can drive your boat up, tie up to a table, and get boat side service via inner tube.
4. You can get to Joe's Crab Shack without having to walk up any stairs.
5. You can take 3 friends in 3 boats along, and bet $50 bucks who can find the Belle of Louisville first.
6. You can fish above and below the dam [B][U]without[/U][/B] having to trailer out or lock thru. Caution, trim up at the dam.
7. You don't have to worry about spooking fish when the water looks like Hershey's chocolate milk.
8. The fish are now accustomed to eating fried food, so KFC chicken is good bait.
9. If you have trouble putting a boat on the trailer, wait 3 hours, and drive your boat into the bed of your pickup truck in the flooded parking lot.
10. Don't go, the steaks at home and the beer by a fireplace beat the heck out of the Ohion River on a good day.

HA! Love it!! Especially number 10!

[QUOTE=twise7;445124]HA! Love it!! Especially number 10![/QUOTE]

Just drove by it on my way to New Albaniana across the river...highest I've ever seen it!

Was you on your way to the "Men who wear green Thongs convention!? HAHAHA!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Hey give me a call, I have a new number!

606-571-7281
Tell all of the guys from the club hello. Dad and I are heading to Dale on Thursday, hope to have a few nice ones to post!

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