Now I know why Muslims are so QUICK to visit Allah......

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide. Let's see now.....

* No Jesus.
* No Christmas .
* No television .
* No cheerleaders .
* No Nude Women.
* No car races .
* No football .
* No soccer .
* No golf .
* No tailgate parties .
* No Wal-Mart .
* No pork BBQ .
* No hot dogs
* No burgers .
* No lobster .
* No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks .
* No nachos .
* No Beer nuts .
* No Beer .
* Rags for clothes and towels for hats .
* Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors..
* Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
* More than one wife .
* You can't shave .
* Your wives can't shave ..
* You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung .
* The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times..
* Your bride is picked by someone else.
* She smells just like your donkey .
* But your donkey has a better disposition .
* Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better .

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

Sounds like they live in New Jersey.

someone called me a racist over this...........if so.......FINE. I'm a RACIST.

It is funny stuff.

**** racist

I didn't know you race cars Geo....Way to go....:D

Is your next racist coming Sunday?

Is that someone who races on a dam? I thought the cops would give you ticket for that. I can understand racing to get off a dam, especially if the lake is rising. If you die when racing on a dam, does that make the dam a "coffer" dam?

I'm a racist too. But I'm scared of dams and only race on side streets. I guess I'm a alley racist. If you are prejudiced and bowl, you could also be an alley racist. If you don't like the nationality of the person bowling beside you, you could "strike", if don't have that much time to "spare". It's always better to use 2 balls instead of just one.

I don't think it's right to make fun of people who have less than me. Since I'm real poor, I'm gonna make fun of everybody.

I'm glad people are different. Makes me feel like I got it good.

* Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better .

Yes, they move to New Jersey.