Judgement day, 21 May...whooooooooo

Get a life! Who's secret tactic is this. Guess what? Not going to church Sunday, becuase according to the 21 May jerks, its gonna be too late.

Hey, if the world ends early, do I get a rebate on my real estate taxes?

Is the world gonna end Saturday because the NFL is on a lock out?

If the world ends Saturday, I'm gonna save a bunch of money because my truck was to go into the shop on Monday.

Last shot, if the world does not end Saturday, somebody exlpain it to my neighbors, cause the rock is loud tonight and the 23 friends in the back yard plan to watch the sun rise with me just for spite. If the world doesn't end, I hate to think what the hangover is going to feel like.

I mowed 5 yards today, cut up and hauled away a tree that fell over (TECHNICALLY) on my neighbors yard but his sorry butt let it sit there as an eyesore between our property lines and now I am having HUGE leg cramps. The world better not end because if I am battling my shins from folding in half on my last night then somebody is getting a few lashes with my FNF rod