Dont let this happen to you..
One Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs his dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and down to the driveway he goes
Coming out of his garage the rain is pouring down: it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow and sleet mixed in with the rain. The wind is blowing at over 50mph.
Minutes later he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house. Turns the TV to the weather channel and he finds it is going to be very bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible". To which she sleepily replies, "Yeah, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in it?"
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In that scenario, does it count as "strange"?
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That reminds me of the story about the guy that always went fishing on the weekends and his wife always packed his clothes for him. One weekend he went fishing and couldnt find his underwear his wife packed for him. After the weekend he gets home and asked the wife why she didnt pack him any underwear and her reply was.........wait for it...........................{they where in your tackle box}. I see a divorce comming--lol--i heard this is a true story but have no proof to back it up but thats some funny sh@#. Have a good day,jc
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[QUOTE=first2fish;459388]That reminds me of the story about the guy that always went fishing on the weekends and his wife always packed his clothes for him. One weekend he went fishing and couldnt find his underwear his wife packed for him. After the weekend he gets home and asked the wife why she didnt pack him any underwear and her reply was.........wait for it...........................{they where in your tackle box}. I see a divorce comming--lol--i heard this is a true story but have no proof to back it up but thats some funny sh@#. Have a good day,jc[/QUOTE]
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: "Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week. Its the opportunity of a lifetime and we leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing equipment and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in and hour to pick them up."
He goes home in a hurry and grabs everything and rushes off.
A week later he returns.
His wife asks: "Did you have a good trip, dear?."
He says "Oh yes it was great. But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas."
His wife smiles and says, "Oh no I didn't. I put them in your tackle box!"