Fuel additives.

I wanted a little extra horsepower and speed.

I tried Ethos Gas Additive, but the Honda exhaust smelled like daisies, and I was concerned folks would think I was limp wristed.

I switched to 104® Octane Booster, which did nothing except add to the high cost of fuel.

Then I remembered dirt track racing.......and found out what worked.

Sprint cars and some unlimited offroaders burn alcohol.

I added some Tequilla, well.....a fair amount actually, and this thing runs like a scolded dog.

Now, if I could just remember where I left my truck and trailer...........

You must have given your truck a shot of Tequila also. I met it blazing down the road with a load of happy mermaids in the back.

That's what I was afraid off. You saw my first three wives reposessing my truck.