Funny/BAD joke........

While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the weight he was carrying.

Along with him was an illegal Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.

If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.

It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps...

Bless your heart, you did the right thing. I'm sorry about the stamps.

lmao...I like it, I like it......lol

you did try in a small way to help them, I think there may be a very few in this country, that wouldn't have helped at all. by you showing compassion for those two, I hope in the future if you are in danger and facing death. that theres someone close by and they will make at least as much effort to help you as you did those two.

[QUOTE=waterdog101;466292]you did try in a small way to help them, I think there may be a very few in this country, that wouldn't have helped at all. by you showing compassion for those two, I hope in the future if you are in danger and facing death. that theres someone close by and they will make at least as much effort to help you as you did those two.[/QUOTE]

You should write a strongly worded letter to Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton on the reluctance of authorities to respond when people of color are in danger. but this time put their address in the return address place on the envelope and yours in the receivers place. Then put a 2 cent stamp on it. It will be returned to Jessie and Al and for insufficient postage and you'll save postage.

Hell of an idea, I never thought of that

Whooh buddy that is a hell of an idea! I use to mail my light bill to the gas company and vise versa to by time when I was a struggling young lad, or not sign the check.

lmao!

I've sent you a check for the standard stamps, and a little extra. You should be ashamed. I provided extra funds so in the future you can send the notices air-mail. And in case a boat capsizes with many of these folks above, I sent enough money for one next day air notice.

[QUOTE=waterdog101;466292]you did try in a small way to help them, I think there may be a very few in this country, that wouldn't have helped at all. by you showing compassion for those two, I hope in the future if you are in danger and facing death. that theres someone close by and they will make at least as much effort to help you as you did those two.[/QUOTE]

no worry.....Geo floats.

[QUOTE=Tom523;466304]You should write a strongly worded letter to Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton on the reluctance of authorities to respond when people of color are in danger. but this time put their address in the return address place on the envelope and yours in the receivers place. Then put a 2 cent stamp on it. It will be returned to Jessie and Al and for insufficient postage and you'll save postage.[/QUOTE]

I love it, I'm going to do that with my electric bill and get rich!