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You buy something on the internet with your credit card. After entering name, address, and card number, they ask your birth date.
You hit the pull down for day and its right there.
You hit the pull down for month and its right there.
You hit the pull down for birth year...............
.................and have to scroll down 4 PAGES!
[QUOTE=HURRICANEBOB;474238]You buy something on the internet with your credit card. After entering name, address, and card number, they ask your birth date.
You hit the pull down for day and its right there.
You hit the pull down for month and its right there.
You hit the pull down for birth year...............
.................and have to scroll down 4 PAGES![/QUOTE] I hear ya man, but look on the bright side, it's much better to get to do that. than die so young that you wouldn't get to experience that.
[QUOTE=HURRICANEBOB;474238]You buy something on the internet with your credit card. After entering name, address, and card number, they ask your birth date.
You hit the pull down for day and its right there.
You hit the pull down for month and its right there.
You hit the pull down for birth year...............
.................and have to scroll down 4 PAGES![/QUOTE]
You have to jump start your rocking chair to get it going.
Your daily exercise consists sitting up in bed.
The best you feel all day is when you take a pee.
[QUOTE=waterdog101;474246]I hear ya man, but look on the bright side, it's much better to get to do that. than die so young that you wouldn't get to experience that.[/QUOTE]
:)Good point, to make it a fair comparison, I'll try both and back to you.....and my tax attorney. Do you get a tax break if deceased? I'm mean if I get a tax break for being disabled, being dead ought to get me twice as much :)
[QUOTE=bassin_bug;474313]You have to jump start your rocking chair to get it going.
Your daily exercise consists sitting up in bed.
The best you feel all day is when you take a pee.[/QUOTE]
The last one......that was years ago. Now just being able to counts as an accomplishment.
I know what you all mean. I turned 40 to day.
[QUOTE=zx150;474381]I know what you all mean. I turned 40 to day.[/QUOTE]
Heck your still a young pup....lol:D
There are two main things that begin to occur as one ages.
1. Short term memory begins to suffer
2. ........................Crap, I forget what the second is.
[QUOTE=zx150;474381]I know what you all mean. I turned 40 to day.[/QUOTE]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope you are killed by a jealous husband on your 100th birthday.
[QUOTE=zx150;474381]I know what you all mean. I turned 40 to day.[/QUOTE]
My first aches and pains came when I turned 47 and they get worse every year!
Getting old sure beats the alternative!
[QUOTE=bassin_bug;474506]HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope you are killed by a jealous husband on your 100th birthday.[/QUOTE]
What a bummer, getting shot for shooting blanks. With my luck, the guy would be finding out 60 years later.