A little child support humor

LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!!!
Today be my baby girl 18th birthday. I be so glad that dis be my
last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all
dose payments! So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my
house, and when she get here, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take dis
check over to yo momma house and tell her dis be the last check she
ever
be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the
'spression on yo mama face."

So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to
hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face. Baby girl walk
through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?" She say
to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" ... and watch the 'spression on
yo
face"!!!