My daughter is moving out
Last night, my daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my new car. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my sister."
Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said...
“Dad, I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign.”
Re: My daughter is moving out
[QUOTE=Tyme2fish;481715]Last night, my daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my new car. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my sister."
Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said...
“Dad, I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign.”[/QUOTE]
I feel your pain.........My CRAZY right winger offsets my crazy left winger.
I have daughters who are polar opposites......I can't quite figure that one out.
Later,
Geo
Re: My daughter is moving out
Geo, thankfully the post is only a joke I wanted to share.
Re: My daughter is moving out
[QUOTE=Tyme2fish;481715]Last night, my daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my new car. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my sister."
Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said...
“Dad, I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign.”[/QUOTE]
Lol yep that's about how it would go!:p
Re: My daughter is moving out
[QUOTE=Tyme2fish;481718]Geo, thankfully the post is only a joke I wanted to share.[/QUOTE]
Unfortunately........mine is not :):)