IRS Returned My Tax Forms

I was trying to get a jump on my taxes this year, however, the IRS sent my Tax Return back. I guess it was because of my response to the line which said "List all Dependents."

So I replied:
12 million illegal immigrants
3 million crack heads
42 unemployed people on food stamps
2 million people in over 243 prisons and
535 fools in the US House and Senate

Apparently this was NOT an acceptable answer so I sent it back with a question,

"Did I forget someone?"

That is the best one I have heard in a long long time.

Bug you are right.........they ought be standard deductions for all Americans. :)