3 guys talking cars

First guy says, "Well, I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn."

And the second guy says, "Well, I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort."

And the third guy says, "I got you both beat, I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe".

[QUOTE=HURRICANEBOB;490003]First guy says, "Well, I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn."

And the second guy says, "Well, I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort."

And the third guy says, "I got you both beat, I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe".[/QUOTE]

Excellent.

A ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar..........the barkeep looks at him as says get the hell out of here........we don't serve food.

Awesome!

Two guys walked into a bar... You'd think the second would've seen it.

[QUOTE=eddie_m;490007]Awesome!

Two guys walked into a bar... You'd think the second would've seen it.[/QUOTE]

I had to read it 3 times............EXCELLENT.

If a car has 4 air-bags in it, can all of them be your mother-in-laws?

[QUOTE=HURRICANEBOB;490012]If a car has 4 air-bags in it, can all of them be your mother-in-laws?[/QUOTE]

Not if you are monogamous

A horse walks into a bar, bartender looks at him and says "why the long face?" Same scenario only it was Sarah Jessica Parker!

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

[QUOTE=RoadToad;490078]I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.[/QUOTE]

Lmao!!! That ain't right!!

[QUOTE=RoadToad;490078]I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.[/QUOTE]

WOW.

It's a quote from Woody Allen.