My trip to the grocery store

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us "almost seniors" a little clearer!

[QUOTE=Tyme2fish;493644]There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us "almost seniors" a little clearer![/QUOTE]


Hahahahahahahha.............You owe me a **** computer.......I just spit coke zero all of My employers Lenovo laptop.

THANKS :)

[QUOTE=Tyme2fish;493644]There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us "almost seniors" a little clearer![/QUOTE]


LOL! Thanks, I needed that laugh. Does your hearing aid need new batteries?

[QUOTE=bassin_bug;493665]LOL! Thanks, I needed that laugh. Does your hearing aid need new batteries?[/QUOTE]

Bug, my ears are about the only part of my body that work well. I do seem to have an auto-mute whenever Mrs.Tyme is talking to me.

I had a problem at Walmart.....I paid for my underwear and was ready to leave. The girl at the register yellled at me "Change, sir". They stopped me before I could get my shoe strings loose.

Hey Tyme......to your way of thinking, what does "LAY-AWAY", mean? :-) I personally have wondered how many times I'd have to do it to get my mechandise.

If you have a 5'6" Shakespeare, and dip it in a Viagra solution, will you get an 8' G-Loomis? Or will it just go from Ultralight to Heavy Action?

From the forum ads "Mayhem is everywhere....get Viagra?????????"

It is obvious Mrs. Tyme should take over the grocery shopping