Funny Joke.......

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny...

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different ... again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?"

Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."

LOL, I guessed wrong, I thought the punchline was going to be;[I] a democrat


[/I]I love a good joke. Here I'll add another one:

[I]As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Picking up, he heard his wife, her voice high with anxiety, warn him, "Henry, I just saw on the news that there's a car driving the wrong way on Highway 880. Please be careful!" [/I]
[I]"One?" replied Henry, "You've got to be kidding me. I see at least a hundred!" [/I]

Ok, one more for now. :)

[I]Three old guys, all hard of hearing, were playing golf one sunny spring morning. One says to another, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man answers, "it's Thursday." The third guy, listening in, pipes up, "So am I! Let's grab a beer." [/I]

[QUOTE=SLP;494450]LOL, I guessed wrong, I thought the punchline was going to be;[I] a democrat


[/I]I love a good joke. Here I'll add another one:

[I]As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Picking up, he heard his wife, her voice high with anxiety, warn him, "Henry, I just saw on the news that there's a car driving the wrong way on Highway 880. Please be careful!" [/I]
[I]"One?" replied Henry, "You've got to be kidding me. I see at least a hundred!" [/I][/QUOTE]

:) Excellent.