Happy Gram!

Some Good Humor
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[TD][B][I]If this doesn't cheer you up, nothing will.....[/I][/B]

[B]You know the honeymoon is over,[/B]
[B]when the comedians start.[/B]


The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be
appropriate.
[B][I]--Jay Leno[/I][/B]


America needs Obama-care like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
[B][I]--Jay Leno[/I][/B]


[B][I]Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
new Obama Value Meal?[/I][/B]
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
has to pay for it.
[B][I]--Conan O'Brien[/I][/B]


[B][I]Q: What does Barack Obama call
lunch with a convicted felon?[/I][/B]
A: A fund raiser.
[B][I]--Jay Leno[/I][/B]


[B][I]Q: What's the difference between
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?[/I][/B]
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
[B][I]--David Letterman[/I][/B]


[B][I]Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?[/I][/B]
A: America !
[B][I]--Jimmy Fallon[/I][/B]


[B][I]Q: What's the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?[/I][/B]
A: Bo has papers.
[B][I]--Jimmy Kimmel[/I][/B]


[B][I]Q: What was the most positive result
of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?[/I][/B]
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
[B][I]--David Letterman[/I][/B]



Solution to the problem in Egypt:
They want a new Muslim leader,
Give them ours.
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