Buck-shot Babe

I really couldn't help but look twice. An otherwise attractive young lady was in front of me at a local store. As she turned for an item in her shopping basket, I noticed the metal stud pearl below her lower lip. Another implanted in the side of her left nostril. Yet another in the middle of her cheek, and another thru her ear lobe. She noticed I did a double take and ask: "See something you like?" in a rather arrogant and aggressive tone.

I smiled and answered: "I own a shotgun I use for quail hunting and was just trying to figure what choke got you."

She rolled her eyes, gave me the normal "whatever" and turned back around.
The guy behind me in the "Mossy Oak" baseball cap and the "Remington Buck Masters" T-shirt taped me on the shoulder. When I turned around, he high fived me.

I'm still not sure why he did that. I don't know if he owned the kind of gun I was talking about, or if that was his daughter. Go figure.

Prolly cuz u (lol had to leave that text lingo) told her what he wished he would have said. If someone is going to pierce their face or put quarter sized holes in their ears they should know people will do a double take. If they get sassy then they deserve that sass right back.
Same goes for wearing skimpy clothes that doesn't hide much. If you wear things that will draw attention to you and it works then don't be surprised.:eek:

[QUOTE=HURRICANEBOB;495161]I really couldn't help but look twice. An otherwise attractive young lady was in front of me at a local store. As she turned for an item in her shopping basket, I noticed the metal stud pearl below her lower lip. Another implanted in the side of her left nostril. Yet another in the middle of her cheek, and another thru her ear lobe. She noticed I did a double take and ask: "See something you like?" in a rather arrogant and aggressive tone.

I smiled and answered: "I own a shotgun I use for quail hunting and was just trying to figure what choke got you."

She rolled her eyes, gave me the normal "whatever" and turned back around.
The guy behind me in the "Mossy Oak" baseball cap and the "Remington Buck Masters" T-shirt taped me on the shoulder. When I turned around, he high fived me.

I'm still not sure why he did that. I don't know if he owned the kind of gun I was talking about, or if that was his daughter. Go figure.[/QUOTE]

You looked her over pretty good. Did she have a "snakebite" through her lip, a buckshot through her tongue, and birdshot through her eyebrows. I guess you were nice and polite and didn't lift her shirt to see what type shot were under it. lol

[QUOTE=bassin_bug;495166] I guess you were nice and polite and didn't lift her shirt to see what type shot were under it. lol[/QUOTE]

Certainly not.............I never look below the line of sight. Of course I'm only 4'10". :)

Trust me, I used to sell cars......