Nice doggie!

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In response to E-Mails about my dog.....

Please be advised, I am sick and tired of answering questions about my dog,
who mauled six people wearing Obama tee shirts, Four wearing Pelosi tee shirts,
Two professed democrats, nine teenagers with pants hanging past their cracks,
Three flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.

FOR THE LAST TIME... [U][/U][B]THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE [/B]!! !

I'M TRYING TO TALK HIM INTO QUITTING SMOKING,
BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE BAD TASTE OUT OF HIS
MOUTH !!!???