What a unique haircut......duh!

Well, alrighty then. Whaddda yaaaa thunk? Definitely a barber work of art no doubt.

But I got a couple questions:

a. What does he feed it?
b. What happens when it needs go potty?
c. How does he get into night clubs that don't allow pets?
d. Does it look just a little like his hair cut is trying to mate with him?
e. What happens when he's fishing and a Bald Eagle, or a Great Horned Owl sees lunch parked on his head?
f. Was he sober, or did he wake up with it?

Takes all kinds I reckon..........