A Wish to Live Forever...

I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.

Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"

"You crafty *******," said the fairy.

:D

Very nice, LOL

Nice!

A long time ago I asked the lord to let me see the CUBS in a world series, I started out asking for them to win, but now just let them get into one.

Don't wanna live forever......the taxes will kill me!